today I learned: as a way to reinvent himself upon enrolling at northwestern university, stephen colbert began pronouncing his last name with a silent t. also, the most expensive photo ever sold was $4.3 million. it was of a river, and it was photoshopped. next, ostriches sometimes kill lions instead of trying to outrun them. badass. finally, three men each won $19,000 in a lawsuit after being denied waiter jobs at hooters. hahaha.