today I learned: all three scandinavian countries (sweden, norway, and denmark) are within the 10 least corrupt countries in the world (aaaand within the top 3 places I’d like to move immediately to). also, the average moustached guinness drinker loses 1.5 pints to their moustache every year. next, in 1997, a cow fell out of a plane and sunk a boat. and finally, the rolling stones drummer, charlie watts, was sleeping one day when mick jagger phoned drunk to watts’ hotel room asking where his drummer was. watts got up, suited-up, went to jagger’s room, punched him and then replied “don’t ever call me your drummer again. you’re my f—ing singer!”. oh, and just a bonus for all you poor students like me: chris tucker has a net worth of negative 11 million dollars. that feels kind of nice to hear, I must say.