today I learned: a chemist in france can unboil eggs (WHAT!!!!) also, disney wanted robin williams for the voice of the genie in aladdin so much that they animated and lip-synced the genie doing actual stand-up comedy from williams before ever approaching him. williams was so impressed that he immediately signed on. next, possession of child pornography in the united states often results in a harsher sentence than actually molesting a child would. let’s…change…this? extra one before the finale: petroleum companies bought the rights to battery patents and sued anyone who used them (with gag orders). ARGH! aand finally, if officials awarded lance armstrong’s 2005 tour de france title to the next fastest finisher who has never been linked to doping, they’d have to give it to the 23rd place finished.