today I learned: harrison ford uses his personal helicopter in search and rescue missions. also, the first mcdonald’s drive-thru was opened near a military base in arizona “to serve soldiers who weren’t permitted to get out of their cars while wearing fatigues”. next, the math used in the body switching episode of futurama is a real theorem created by the futurama writer ken keeler, who has a phd in applied mathmatics (NEAT!). finally, because of south park’s scientology episode, the church of scientology hired people to spy on matt and trey to find something on them to use for blackmail. the church became frustrated when their investigation turned up nothing but the fact that they’re pretty normal people. hahaha. friday bonus: james joyce would pick fights in paris, then hide and call ernest hemingway to beat the sh*t out of the guy. hahahaha what an awesome little coward.