today I learned: the backstreet boys and nsync had the same manager, and he defrauded both out of millions. also, WoW experienced a virtual epidemic (later studied by epidemiologists) with some players volunteering healing services and others directing players away from infected areas. next, when bears hibernate, they do not suffer from muscle degeneration. understanding this fully could lead to better healthcare for coma victims (NEAT!). and finally, director lars von trier had to hire a “penis double” for william dafoe’s nude scenes in the film “anti-christ” because dafoe’s genitalia is so large that “everybody got very confused when they saw it”. monday bonus: a woodchuck can chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day. hahahahah YESSS.