today I learned: the highest paid hedge fund manager made $3 billion last year. that’s just under $1.5 million dollars an hour….. also, adolf hitler was the first one to name a weapon an “assault rifle”. next, 2010 is the first year since 1974 that christopher walken was in no movies. finally, nearly every top mcdonald’s monopoly prize from 1995-2000 was fraudulently won by a group of insiders. oh, and just as a kick in the pants: more US states allow sex with animals than gay marriage. nice guys, reaaaal nice.