today I learned: the boy who plays luke on “modern family” is actually a genius who graduated high school at the age of 13. he’s also a mensa member with an IQ of 150. NEAT. also, an NFL player took a poop while on the sideline, and got the gameball because nobody noticed. hahaha. next, honey is more effective at cough suppression than many over the counter cough syrups. finally, there was a study that found that if you turn up the volume of music in bars, people drink more because it’s too hard to hold a conversation. friday bonus: the purpose of water towers is to control water pressure, not store water. aaaand elephants can actually move their skin to crush mosquitoes between their rolls. hahaha.