today I learned: new york times author timothy o’brien wrote that donald trump “only” had 250 million dollars, so trump sued him for five billion (he lost. thankfully). also, having an orgasm three times a week helps reduce your risk of heart attack and stroke by 50%! woah! next, the dead kennedy’s started to attract an unwanted group of neo-nazi punk fans in the late 70s. to combat the wave of unwanted fans, they released the single “nazi punks f*ck off”. hahah. finally, there’s a muffin stand in san francisco called “double or muffin”. you buy a muffin and then flip a coin. get heads and you get another muffin for free. tails and you just keep the muffin you bought. so. friggin. cool.