today I learned: the record for the highest number of children birthed by one couple goes to a couple by the name of vassilyev, having birthed a total of 69 children over a span of 40 years. also, in 2008, doritos beamed a 30 second advertisement towards a planetary system 42 light years away. next, del close (improv teacher of tina fey, amy poehler, and bill murray) said on his deathbed, “I’m tired of being the funniest person in the room”. finally, the famous bloop sound, once thought to come from an unknown marine animal, was recently attributed by NOAA to icebergs cracking. NOOOO. THE MYSTERY IS GOOOONE!