today I learned: starbucks spends more on health insurance for its employees than on coffee beans. also, weird al yankovic has a degree in architecture. next, in the US, fake wrestling is called “pro wrestling”, and real wrestling is called “amateur wrestling”. finally, hugh hefner has roses delivered to marilyn monroe’s grave every day, and will be buried next to her. they have never met. almost-weekend bonus: people are buried six feet underground because six feet is the minimum depth at which the smell of a decomposing corpse cannot attract a wild animal. yeah. breakfast time for me. yay.