today I learned: sloths take, on average, around 42 hours to have sex. also, before inventing the telegraph, samuel morse was a renowned painter before inventing the telegraph. he only invented it because he couldn’t get back to his dying wife in time to say goodbye. next, andre the giant always wanted to see a broadway play, but didn’t because he didn’t want to block the view of others. finally, a man threw a mouse into a pile of burning leaves, and it ran into his house while still ablaze and brunt his house down. THANK JEBUS FOR KARMA.