today I learned: the ku klux klan successfully adopted a road in missouri. the missouri state legislature fought back by renaming the road after rosa parks. NOICE. also, alligator blood can destroy many bacteria and viruses, including HIV. next, after the 9/11 attacks, clear channel communications distributed a suggested song ban list for its 1,200 radio stations. included on the list are “imagine” by john lennon and all of the rage against the machine songs. BOOOO. finally, the whoopee cushion was invented by a 14-year-old roman emperor who used it frequently on guests. he was assassinated by the time he was 18. monday bonus: chipotle (mexican grill) buys all their avocados from jason mraz. hahahah.