today I learned: testicles hang at uneven heights so they don’t damage each other when running or sitting. also, research has shown that “airplane!” is the funniest movie ever made, clocking in at 3 laughs per minute. next, paper cuts hurt so bad because paper does a ton of microscopic damage to the skin, and there often isn’t blood to protect the nerves afterwards. finally, a woman claiming a wild dingo stole her child was convicted of murder and sentenced to life in prison with hard labour. she was not released until a piece of her child’s clothing was found in a dingo lair 3 years later. that means that, yes, a dingo did eat her baby.