today I learned: playboy refused to print richard thompson’s (musician) list of best songs of the millennium because he took the task literally and chose songs dating back to 1068. also, sean connery had a gun pointed at him by a gangster so he proceeded to disarm and knock the gangster to the floor. next, lincoln suffered from chronic depression, and was often seen weeping in public and reciting maudlin poetry. he also told jokes and stories at odd times, as he needed the laughs, he said, for his survival. finally, in many south park episodes, A-star celebrities appear in non-speaking roles. jerry seinfeld once offered to lend his voice for an episode, but declined to appear when he was only offered the role as “turkey #2” hahahaha. trey and matt have a chunk of this lady’s heart.