today I learned: if you commit suicide in japan by jumping in front of a train, the company will charge the family a disruption free. also, coffee loses caffeine as it is roasted, so a dark, “bold” cup of a coffee actually has less caffeine than a lighter roast (which means I, who drinks the morning blend, am far more badass than you “bold n’ robust” choosers. just to point that out. no offense meant. I love you.) next, seagulls can drink saltwater since they have special glands which filter out the salt. finally, guy fawkes (the guy many celebrate and honour as a rebel to the state..y’know, the v for vendetta mask..) was in fact aiming an assassination in the name of religion to restore catholicism to britain, not simply rebelling against government power.