today I learned: lindsay lohan is only worth $50,000, down from her previous $30 million. also, pablo picasso’s full name is pablo diego jeso racisco de paula juan nepomuceno maria de los remodios crispiniano de la santisima trinidad ruiz y picasso. next, the maintenance workers on the golden gate bridge are first on the scene to talk down suicidal jumpers. they estimate having a 90% success rate. finally, in 1500, mapuche warrior galvarino had both hands cut off as punishment for defying the spanish. he returned home, raised an army and fought the spanish with blades tied to the stubs of his arms. THIS GUY!