today I learned: the correct response to “top of the morning to ya” is “and the rest of the day to yourself”. also, heavily hunted animals live in chernobyl, because it is safer where there are no humans. next, in the short scene in fight club when brad pitt and edward norton are drunk and hitting golf balls, they really are drunk, and the golf balls are sailing directly into the side of the catering truck. finally, domestic cats instinctively don’t want to drink from the water bowl next to their food, and therefore seek it out first elsewhere in the house, because in the wild any water next to their kill might be contaminated. MAKESSOMUCHSENSE.