today I learned:
- humans are the only mammals with permanently swollen breasts. other mammals only have ’em when nursing.
- the night kanye west interrupted taylor swift’s acceptance speech, mos def went to his house and told him he should leave america. he did. (also, kanye and taylor have the same PR agent. can anyone say publicity stunt?)
- all the american flags that have been placed on the moon are now white due to radiation from the sun
- while christopher reeve was awaiting surgery to reattach his skull to his spine, a man burst through the door claiming to be a proctologist and said he needed to perform a rectal exam on reeve. it was robin williams.