today I learned:

  • leonardo dicaprio was named leonardo because his pregnant mother was looking at a leonardo da vinci painting in a museum in italy when dicaprio first kicked
  • marvel comics created a superhero called “blue ear” for a 4 year-old boy who had to wear hearing aids, but told his mom, “superheroes don’t wear hearing aids”. how awesome is that!
  • in 2009, a florida man accused his cat for downloading child pornography. he won the case. I’M KIDDING.
  • the FBI has gone into falafel-purchasing grocery store records to find iranian terrorists. tax money going to good work, hey?
  • men who have rabies can sometimes ejaculate uncontrollably up to 30 times a day. yeah. good morning to you as well.

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